I Won’t Be Alone in Hell
An afternoon in the hot tub with my best friend and his sister gets steamy
When they tell me there's a special place in hell reserved for me, I think to myself, "how thoughtful!"
The truth is that I won't be alone.
At least not because of this. Looking back, it wasn't even all that bad. It was sweet and silly and maybe a tiny bit tender, so tell me again why it requires flames and eternity to make up for it?
I want to put all th…